Get your woof on...
- What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
- Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
- With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies
- Do you believe in cross-breding?
- Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly
- Your doghouse or mine?
- Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
- I think this is love at first sniff
- You´re more fetching than my favorite ball
- I´ll be your Tramp, if you´ll be my Lady
- Blah blah blah... SQUIRREL
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I´ve got a very large bone for you to examine
- You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
- What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
- I'm a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets
- [do a doggy sniff] You smell nice
- Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
- Do you believe in love at first sniff?
- You had me at sniff
- That's a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?
- Damn, you're a fetch
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