Pick Up Lines For Girls

Why should guys have all the fun doing cheesy pick up? These corny and dirty pick up lines are ONLY for girls - to use on guys. For her, the magnificent independent raunchy girl, who knows what she wants.

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing the panties to match

 

Go girls... pick up lines to use on guys

  • What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
  • Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
  • Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
  • Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
  • Hey, you work out?
  • Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy
  • Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
  • I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
  • No ring? You should be someones husband
  • I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
  • That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
  • Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
  • I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
  • Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet
  • Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under
  • Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
  • How much woman can you handle?
  • My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
  • You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
  • If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
  • I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood
  • Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
  • I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
  • I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
  • Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
  • If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm
  • You'll do!
  • Do these feel real to you?
  • Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you
  • You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together
  • Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
  • Hi, I have a vagina
  • Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
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  • Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
  • Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
  • look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue
  • Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
  • How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized
  • Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag
  • Me so corny. Me love you long time
  • Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
  • Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
  • Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
  • You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco
  • Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
  • My taco would like to meat you
  • There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
  • Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
  • I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live
  • My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
  • Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
  • Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me
  • Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day
  • How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?