Math Pick Up Lines

Calculus is hard. And with the right angle, it will also make you hard. Embrace math as your deductive wing-man to help you crack open the hottest problem sets.

Disclaimer: Be careful with these pick up lines on your math teacher. You may be the recipient of detention, bad grades or extra homework.

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk

 

Math, your problem solving wing-man

  • Hi, I'm here to deduce you
  • Lets try and solve for some irratic 0's in your decimal place?
  • The square root of all my fantasies is you
  • I can't function without you
  • If the Universe compelled me to assign you a number, you'd be my number 1
  • I'm binary and I think you are the 1 for me
  • You don't need to be a mathetician to figure out we're the perfect pair
  • You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you
  • I need help with my algebra. Could you replace my X without asking Y?
  • You've got the curves, I've got the angles
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  • I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl
  • If you take me to the root, you'll swallow all your problems
  • Are you the square root of 2? Cause I feel irrational when I'm around you
  • I wish I were your second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities
  • You've got more curves than a triple integral
  • You are one well-defined function!
  • Honey, you're sweeter than pi
  • I memorized all the digits of π. Give me your phone number and I'll tell you if it's got your digits in it
  • If we were two cute, but horny little rabbits, where would they multiply?
  • If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one
  • Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves
  • If I was a polynomial, how would you expand me?
  • Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  • Are you a math teacher? Cause you got me harder than calculus
  • What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1
  • If we were two objects of Set Theory, where would we intersect?
  • Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
  • Your face has perfect reflective symmetry
  • Hi, are you open for deduction?
  • i = Ø when I'm not with you
  • If my girlfriend was to be X, could I substitute with U
  • If we have the same lucky number we should make out. What's yours? [x] Mine too!
  • Hey, great body. Are you a Mathlete?